Jul 3, 2007

WTF?: Butt Out - A New Product for Sportsmen by Sportsmen

You have GOT to be kidding me! This handy device was made for field dressing (cutting up) deer after a hunt. Just in case you didn't get the hint from the name...

Proper care of harvested animals in the field is essential to having quality, great-tasting game. With the Butt Out big game field dressing tool, hunters can quickly and easily remove the anal alimentary canal on deer and deer-sized game.

The Butt Out is light and compact; making it easy to carry in the field and it can be easily cleaned and disinfected for re-use.


"Butt Out" was probably named by the same myopic engineers that came up with my favorite "engineers should never name another brand...ever..." item: Potted Meat Food Product.

This video demonstrating Butt Out in action is not for the squeamish.

Great Googly Moogly!

- El Queso Grande

PICTURE OF THE DAY: Korean Toilet Sign


This one in from Flickr.

What is that in Korean? Beware of standing next to men on pogo sticks? Nope, it's a warning to be alert for peeping toms. (Or in this case, round-headed blue Koreans.)

- El Queso Grande

Jul 2, 2007

COOL: You Too Can Write Upside-Down! uʍop-ǝpısdn


(sıɥʇ ɟo ɥbnouǝ...ʞo)
ǝpuɐɹb osǝnb 1ǝ -

.ǝɹǝɥ uoıʇɐɔı1ddɐ uʍop-ǝpısdn (ǝǝɹɟ puɐ) unɟ ʎ1ǝɯosǝʍɐ ʇnq 'ssǝ1ǝsn ʎ11ɐʇoʇ sıɥʇ ʇno ʞɔǝɥɔ oʇ ǝǝɹɟ 1ǝǝɟ ¡dǝʎ

¿ʞɹoʍ ʎ11ɐǝɹ sıɥʇ sǝop...ssǝupoob ʎɯ

Jun 29, 2007

PICTURE OF THE DAY: Chris Farley Reincarnated!


This one in from the reddit.com crowd.

The little girl's Mom is about to learn just how many Chris Farley fans there are on the Internet. Wow.

- El Queso Grande

Jun 27, 2007

VICK DOGFIGHTING: The Humane Society, Google & Vick Spending More $ Than OJ




WOW - does The Humane Society really hate Michael Vick! I was browsing for any new Michael Vick news and found that The Humane Society is the #1 sponsored Google link for simple "Michael Vick" searches. The message comes in three parts (all pictured above) - The first is a premium highlighted spot at the top of Google's page stating:

Michael Vick Dogfighting www.humanesociety.com Tell the NFL not to tolerate their players' support of animal cruelty.
Whew! Pulling no punches there. Vick. Dogfighting. Support of animal cruelty. The second sponsored message is the same as the first (just off to the side). The third is more interesting in that it leads off with: Clinton Portis' comments? followed by the same "Tell the NFL..." message.

The direct link to The Humane Society leads to a fill-in-the-blank form where visitors can send canned "dogfighting is like, really bad...really" spam to Roger Goodell, the NFL Commish.

The Humane Society is issuing a direct challenge to Vick and his lawyers to test them on the dogfighting and animal cruelty inferences. In fact, I am certain that the Humane Society would love to hear something from Vick's lawyers. But they are not. In fact, we are hearing nothing from Vick and his lawyers at all.

~~ Did You Know That Vick Is Spending More Money on His Legal Defense Today Than OJ Did in His Defense? ~~

The key issue with Vick's silence is that he is already spending millions on this legal defense strategy. I would not be surprised to learn that Vick will have spent more in 2007 alone on his defense already than OJ did during his entire trial. According to Time Magazine, OJ spend $5 to 6 million on his defense team during his trial.

What money do you say? Sponsorship money for 2007 and beyond. Vick is willing to risk (and likely lose) over $7 million in yearly sponsorship revenues by not simply standing up and saying...

"I am sorry that this happend, but I have nothing to do with dogfighting. I condone this illegal activity and, as a dog lover and breeder, I will do everything in my power to bring anyone involved with dogfighting to justice. Everyone needs to realize that I have been working behind-the-sceens with the Humane Society, Federal agencies and local authorities to offer them every form of assistance in bringing this issue to a close."

This statement alone would probably bring Vick another $3 million in sponsorship money due to the clarity that it could bring. Instead, his silence is costing him millions of dollars - and will continue to cost him in years to come. Didn't Clinton Portis immediately backtrack on his pro-dogfighting statements? Sure did. Simply follow the money trail here, folks. If a dumb statement is going to cost you and your team millions of dollars, then retract that statement quickly and make good. Instead, Vick is spending millions and millions of dollars in guilty silence.

AirTran bailed on Michael Vick earlier in June. Surprisingly, Nike has kept him on so far. Nike is a master of brand management; so it came as a surprise that they issued the following statement: "There is no change in the status of the agreement between Nike and football player Michael Vick. He is rightfully presumed innocent and afforded the same due process as any citizen, rather than be tried in the court of public opinion. Nike will continue to monitor the situation, but has nothing further to say at this time."

Interesting comments from a company rooted in managing the "court of public opinion" surrounding the Nike brand. Interesting, but Nike would have lost face if it failed to refuse be pushed around by bullying tactics - even from a simple group like this. Bad strategy by the clumsy, but well-intentioned folks at the Humane Society to push Nike. They should have first won over the court of public opinion before trying to kick sand in Nike's face.

Well, we have yet to hear from other Vick sponsors like Coca-Cola, Kraft, Rawlings, EA Sports, Hasbro, Powerade and the local business crowd. My guess is that these companies will not be touting much more Vick in 2007.

- El Queso Grande

WOW: World's Fastest / Tallest Zip Line

Nothing like getting outside the world of OSHA and going for a 1.2 mile / 100mph ride! One slip and you would paint the landscape.

(Thanks to J for sending this one in.)

- El Queso Grande

Jun 26, 2007

PICTURE OF THE DAY: A Really Fun Job



Heh. I'm really not sure where this television show is from, but it is not often that you get to see the man "behind the behind" scenes.

Today I would like to introduce you to Chuckles the Dog, Bouncy the Rabbit and...someone just off camera who's either packing a roll of Certs or is REALLY glad to be part of today's show!

- El Queso Grande

Jun 21, 2007

PICTURE OF THE DAY: My Childhood Bumper Car Dream


Remember those days bashing into other bumper cars at the State Fair? Remember all of those childhood fantasies of taking your car down the road...bumping into everyone along the way? This guy was living the dream until these (laughing) officers had to go and spoil it.

Not exactly sure where this picture was taken, but it does look like the roads in The Netherlands.

- El Queso Grande

Jun 20, 2007

ODD: Naked Couple Die From Rooftop Fall


This in from The Boston Globe:

COLUMBIA, S.C. --Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.


What a way to go. I'd hate to be at the funeral with all of those shuffling feet, hidden smirks and waaaay too obvious "What a way to go" comments.

Even worse is the fact that they were apparently having sex at the top of an office building. Chances are that this might have been a dramatic way to bring at least one inter-office affair to light.

- El Queso Grande

Jun 17, 2007

FACES BEHIND THE AVATARS: NY Times Pictoral

The NY Times put out an interesting segment pairing real-life people with their online avatars. There are several interesting social quirks brought on when the mask of internet autonomy is lifted to show the face (and body) behind some stunning web-based characters.



It's a man, baby! At least in this case, Choi Seang Rak chose to overlay his fantasy feminine wiles with cold, hard steel. I've come across this "I want to be a woman...but not that THAT much of a woman" thing several times in the gaming world. More subtly, it comes across in 90% of books I've read where the author is a male trying to portray a female lead character. In the end, these characters spit, burp and scratch too much to be believable women.



This is a more realistic twist that many female online gamers take. "This is me...but a beautiful me in the image of what I wish I was." 30 hours / week of gaming time is just enough of an escape to take up all social activity. The world of gaming Avatars is often a continuation of the Utopian woman portrayed by Hollywood and glamor mags. Rather than just wishing for that type of beauty, it's a way to finally put that layer of beautiful skin on and take it for a ride.



This picture covers all that is wrong with the addictive world of online gaming. Lucas Shaw's 22 year old body is built by 55 hours per week in EverQuest as a buff barbarian. (That bitchin' pirate ear-ring really sets off the rest of Jason's presence, too.) Lucas is a student now; so maybe he has time to eventually pull himself out of EverCrack's addictive cycle. Maybe.



On the flip-side, Jason Rowe represents what online can be for the most unfortunate of us - a way to truly become what his physical abilities could never allow him to be in real life. 80 hours per week is a full-time job. It also likely brings him a social status and physical presence among peers that he could never attain in our real world. If game play like this makes you happy, Jason, then it should make the rest of us happy.

- El Queso Grande

Jun 15, 2007

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY: Funny Condom Ad

Happy Father's Day, everyone!

- El Queso Grande

PICTURES OF THE DAY: Fantastic Shadow Sculptures




This in from the New Shelton wet/dry.

I'm absolutely blown away by the artistry needed to create these shadow sculptures. That and the creativity to make these sculptures out of mediums like garbage and surreal welded structures.

Enjoy!

- El Queso Grande